Just took the drive out to IKEA. Got some HUGE green glass sliding doors (they're called PAX) for $50 bucks on clearance. Regular price: $500. It looks like we'll have to build a custom rail system for them to fit on anything else except Ikea's freestanding wardrobe. I think they'll make perfect closet doors for the bedroom, so we incorporated a big enough opening into the building plans for the construction crew. For now they'll stay in the box.
I'm too tired to think of a witty caption. Big, green, sleek and slidey.